March 2012
God didn't save me because I was worthy. He saved...
rclth:
AMEN!
favoriteofmydreams:
I’m just tryin’ to get some Chipotle.
Build your own log cabin! →
$90-$165 a square foot. That’s ridiculously cheap!
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At the end of April 2011, I bought a new car.
Today, less than a year later, I paid it off 6 months early. Gosh, this feels good. I feel responsible.
Someone tattoo a shotgun on my hand so I can call the front seat without having to say anything.
Forgive them. Even if they're not sorry.
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That was the most convicting devotion I’ve ever read. Holy crap.
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natebreed replied to your post: Julia will be here in 24 days.
I see Kasee in like… 26 or 27 :)
That’s awesome, dude. I wish we could all do a big double date one day.
Julia will be here in 24 days.
We get to see each other a lot more than other long distance couples. It rules and I love it.
deadprecedents:
That Veronica Vaughn is one fine piece of ace
I know from experience, dude.
Roses are red. Bacon is also red. Poems are hard....
Me: How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
Mitch Hedberg: I'm for 'em!
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lizziechristine replied to your video: It’s in the bone!
Uhhh, what.
I know. It hurt a lot.
WatchIt’s in the bone!
Now both of my jobs are cooler than yours!
I took a second job as the assistant to a traveling children’s pastor who uses illusions to share Jesus with children. Basically, I get to update his website (www.keithcoast.com) and also travel and do magic tricks with him. Perfect. God is good.
It has to be stress.
:(
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WatchI pissed off a baboon.
WatchIf you’ve ever wondered what a baby tiger sounds like when it wants to play, you’re welcome.
Jammin’ Mighty Mighty Bosstones on the way to go hold a baby tiger. Ice Cube said today was a good day.
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calephas replied to your post: Tumblr, I’ve told you at least 50 times
Same here man. YOLO.
Tumblr, I've told you at least 50 times
that I’m going to continue to use Missing E. I guess you still don’t get it.
The manager of the GW Exotic Animal Park is one...
I don’t know who you are, but if it’s in your job description to take a baby bear home with you whenever you want, I’m ridiculously jealous of you.
However, I am very upset you chose to do this on the day that I’ll be there. Jerk.
Home from work.
It was so slow this week. I’m laying in bed, drinking a Leinenkugel and watching The Killing on Netflix.
Hi, I’m an old man, in bed by 10pm.
The baby bear wont be at the park tomorrow.
but the tiger will. I still get to play with a tiger and that’s pretty cool.
natebreed:
I will never understand the whole idea of “SATAN 666 HARDCORE HAIL SATAN HARDCORE” from people who say they don’t even believe in God. They do it for this look that kids seem to like.
I guarantee you 99% of people that do this in hardcore do not, in fact, “hail Satan”.
When will people realize that Satanism and Atheism are completely different things?
“It’s really important that you understand how salvation occurs. Because if...”
– Matt Chandler “A Call to Pray” (via blakebaggott)
